*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
my new dentist: hey you fucking whore. you have gingivitis and scurvy and 15 cavities. What’s your problem.
me, in tears: are you mad at me
You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.
To level my charisma stat
Ah a gamer, you may pass
god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”
We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
Ravioli are just spaghetti gushers
I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes
I was put on this earth to be gay & love rice
aries: *basic human trait*
taurus: *basic human trait*
gemini: *basic human trait*
cancer: *basic human trait*
leo: *basic human trait*
virgo: *basic human trait*
libra: *basic human trait*
scorpio: *basic human trait*
sagittarius: *basic human trait*
capricorn: *basic human trait*
aquarius: *basic human trait*
pisces: *basic human trait*me as hell
My favorite part about using the computer is pressing all the keys and buttons. All that other stuff that happens on the screen is just icing on the cake.
me asking for attention






